Here is a fella who must have really gotten ticked off at his wife.
Wife hater has been charged with murder in the death of his wife, second-degree murder, after police found the decapitated body of his wife, at the TV station. She must have seen this coming because she had filed for divorce last month. Police had responded to several domestic violence calls at the couple’s home, according to reports.
The Chinese businessman could no longer afford five mistresses.
So, he decided to hold a competition to decide which one to keep.
(How do you spell dooshbag? Is it douche bag?)
The contest took a fatal turn when one of the women, eliminated for her looks, drove the man and the four other competitors off a cliff, Chinese media reported. She apparently didn’t need that dooshbag after all.
The alleged douche bag, staged a private talent show without telling the women his intentions. An instructor from a local modeling agency judged the women on the way they looked, how they sang and how much alcohol they could hold, the Shanghai Daily said.
The remaining women left him, as did his wife when she learned of the affairs.
At the risk of making this one heck of a long post….
I got this email from my sister the other day.
The New Cook County Correctional Center, Chicago , Illinois
Thinking about breaking the law? Hate your Job? Let’s compare the two.
- @ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
- @ WORK You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
- @ PRISON You get three fully paid for meals a day
- @ WORK You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
- @ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
- @ WORK For good behavior, you get more work
- @ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
- @ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
- @ PRISON You can watch TV and play games
- @ WORK You could get fired for watching
- TV and playing games
- @ PRISON You get your own toilet
- @ WORK You have to share the toilet with
- people who pee on the seat
- @ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
- @ WORK You aren’t even supposed
- to speak to your family
- @ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
- @ WORK You must pay all your expenses, go
- to work, and they deduct taxes from
- your salary to pay for prisoners
- @ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
- @ WORK You spend most of your time wanting
- to get out and go inside bars
- @ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
- @ WORK They are called ‘managers’
- THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS
- I didn’t write this list. It was part of the email.
AND, while we are on the subject….
Parade Magazine says that OJ Simpson is is raking in between $15,000 and $60,000 a MONTH from his Screen Actors Guild pension, which is protected from creditors by federal law.
Have a great day!
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