Q. What’s with those self proclaimed police people?
A. You know, the people at a four-way stop pointing at everyone else to go first. Do they think they were sent from heaven to help us useless slugs?
Last week I got a message in my entrecard message box, which I normally never read anyway, telling me that my widget had better get above the one page line or else. Or else what? The entrecard police is gonna tell my mother? How about, worry about your own widget. Seriously, if someone wants to place their widget all the way on the bottom let them. We just won’t drop on them because we don’t want carpel tunnel syndrome. They’ll get the message.
Q. What are people thinking when they write this stuff?
A. That perhaps there is some less smart than they are.