Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an “answer this question” meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person’s profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only “lines” that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!
The Dating Profiles Meme: Early Exit
1. I will be gone from here in one month.
Didn’t pay your dues?
Your thumb’s gonna get a bit tired.
So, how is your mother?
Get a job- there’s a start.
No, I’m literate and can spell.
Like the word “probably” for instance?
Then go- on and on…
Too much competition?
You should invest in a mirror dear.
That’s slightly less than the 47.1% completed by this time last year. It’s also the lowest percentage since 2004, when the average person had completed 46.3% of their shopping by the same point. Nearly 42 million people (19.1%) had not even started their shopping as of late last week, while 8.6% of shoppers had completely finished.