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Today’s meme- Bathroom Musings
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1. What do you read when you are sitting on the toilet?
Graffiti is always fun to read. Once I think I saw my name but, I’m not certain.
2. Do you pee in the shower?
Heck no! I think my dog may have once though.
3. Do you always wash your hands after you use the toilet?
4. Do you allow someone to come into the bathroom while you are using the toilet?
Sometimes I can’t get the door shut before my dogs follow me in there. It’s okay. I’ve seen them do that deed before too.
5. Do you clean your shower in the nude?
Huh? I spray stuff on the way out, while I’m in my towel thank you.
6. When you use the toilet at someone else’s house do you go through their medicine cabinet and/or their bathroom cabinets and drawers?
Nah. I try not to use other people’s bathrooms.
7. For the Men…Have you ever left the toilet seat up on purpose to irritate the woman in your life?
Answering for the men in my house….all the time- it’s a male code of ethics….
8. For the Women…Have you ever fallen into the toilet because someone left the toilet seat up?
9. Do you courtesy flush?
D’oh…I forgot what that is….
10. Do you light a match or a candle or spray an air freshner when you are finished pooping?
My sh@# don’t stink thank you…
11. Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet?
No, but in college there was a drunkin’ person in my house who did. Wonder how many times she’s been through rehab by now...
12. What is the strangest thing you have ever flushed down the toilet?