What would you do to snag that man?
Okay…I wanna know your opinion…
What’s up with the ‘ US missionaries’ who are facing kidnapping charges and a long wait behind bars in Haiti. Did they really think they could go door to door looking for kids to take back to Idaho?
What ever happened to the Swine Flu?
Federal health officials aren’t yet ready to declare the nation’s swine flu epidemic to be over. But for the fourth week in a row, they’re reporting that no states are seeing widespread flu activity. The number of cases has been declining since October, about the time that I was dying from it.
Saturday 9: I Started a Joke
1. Tell us a joke that you think is funny. If you don’t tell jokes tell us why.
A man goes to the Minnesota Vikings ticket office and inquires about purchasing super bowl tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren’t any tickets for sale because the Vikings did not make it to the Super Bowl.
The following day the same man goes to the Minnesota Vikings ticket office and inquires about purchasing Vikings Super Bowl tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren’t any tickets for sale because the Vikings did not make it to the Super Bowl.
This goes on for an entire week. The man again goes to the Viking ticket office inquiring about Super Bowl tickets and the teller says none are for sale because the Vikings did not make it to the Super Bowl.
Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Viking Super Bowl tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice says, “I’VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE VIKINGS DID NOT MAKE IT TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!”
The man replied, “I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay just to hear you say that.”
2. Where do you buy most of your clothes?
John Edwards- to slap him. What were you thinking??
To sit on my butt all day blogging, commenting and eating peanuts in the shell.
It’s okay. We get a taste of all seasons and not too much of the bad stuff.
On several different occasions. I hate my voice and I’ll always look fat so I don’t watch .
I think I downloaded some Guns and Roses when I loaded my latest iPod.
huh…Stairway to Heaven..Take it Easy….Take it to The Limit….Life’s Been Good….Mickey Mouse theme.
Depends on how you define ‘intimacy’.