Whatever happened to the ‘incredible edible egg’ anyway?
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Because the rooster egged her on.
Question: Did you hear the one about the egg?
Answer: It’s not all it’s “cracked” up to be!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!
Question: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
Answer: An eggs-plorer!
Question: What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?
Answer: Deviled eggs!
Question: Why did the chicken lay an egg?
Answer: Because it would break if she dropped it!
Question: What do you call a egg who’s done lots of things?
Answer: An egg who has a lot of eggsperience.
Question: Why is the chef so mean?
Answer: She beats the eggs!
Question: Did you hear the one about the egg?
Answer: It’s not all it’s “cracked” up to be!
So much for being Wordless…
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hahaha!
.-= Melissa Mashburn´s last blog ..Random Thoughts For Today =-.
Oh, how I needed this silliness right now!! Thanks!
.-= Joan´s last blog ..Sometimes I Feel Like a Sad Song =-.
I like the pictures the best! Especially the one with crime tape. too funny!
.-= Frugal Vicki´s last blog ..The best way to not regret what you say……is to not say anything at all! =-.
These are too cute. – Wish I still taught so that I could tell them to my students. I’m cheesy like that.
.-= Bethany´s last blog ..*WARNING: Santa Spoiler* =-.
the egg pictures had me giggling for quite a few minutes. i’ve just now calmed down enough to comment.
OK .. the jokes made me groan …. but the egg pictures just cracked me up. (Pun TOTALLY intended.)
.-= Jenners´s last blog ..Question of the Week: Fantasizing About Book Characters =-.
I’ll have to tell these to The Dudes when they get up. They are huge into jokes at the moment. Only theirs are like hardly ever even funny. They definitely need some better material!
.-= parenting BY dummies´s last blog ..Wordful Wednesday: So NOT Dumb Edition =-.
I just love those egg pictures!! Very cute!
.-= Shelley @ Lemon Tree Kids´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – My many moods =-.
LOL My girls will love your jokes. I can’t wait to share them with them! The pictures are great too!
Happy WW!
.-= Run DMT´s last blog ..Allana’s Crazy Hair Day =-.
LOL! ~ May all your eggs be all their cracked up to be! Happy Spring!
.-= Nancy´s last blog ..Wonderful Wednesday =-.
very cute, thanks for the knock knock joke my kiddo loves knock knock jokes
.-= Kristen´s last blog ..Becuase I am MAD…. =-.
Those are cute!
.-= Stephanie @ Geezees´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday, You capture, theme "the moment" =-.
Lol, you’re a nut…err, I mean a good egg ;P
Too funny! my kids had me watch a bunch of those on youtube…way funny
.-= Lisa – Alterity´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday =-.
Too cute!
.-= Dina @ 4 Lettre Words´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday =-.
Thanks for the laughs! lol
.-= shelly´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday: The Gang’s All Here =-.
Gorgeous! Either someone with a lot of time or a very weird mind
.-= Deb´s last blog ..Yeperenye caterpillar =-.
–>Thanks for the chuckle!
.-= WebSavvyMom´s last blog ..Post It Note Tuesday =-.
Oh how funny!! I love all the little egg faces. Did you draw those?
Those are HILARIOUS!!!!
.-= Pamela M. Kramer´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – The Tickle Monster =-.
LOL Love this!!! Thanks for leaving me a comment today!
.-= Brandy @ Happily Blended´s last blog ..Top 10 Tuesday: Friendship Is … =-.
Thanks for the laughs. Fantastic and fun eggs.
These have just “cracked” me up this morning! LOVE THEM! I’m going to have to show them to my son once he gets home from school today.
Thanks for stopping by my WW today. Have a great week!
Kim
The Misplaced Midwesterner
.-= Kim´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – Fire Bellied Toads =-.
Fun WW!
.-= Jennifer´s last blog ..Book Tour and Review: The Girl Who Chased the Moon =-.
Eggs-ellent! Yolk. Yolk.
.-= Marilyn @ A Lot of Loves´s last blog ..Backyard Fun: Wednesday of Few Words =-.
oh how funny!! Great pics too – loved this post!
.-= Annie @ Mama Dweeb´s last blog ..Wordless/Wordful Wednesday – BFFs =-.
Wonderful egg pics! Thanks for stopping by – great shot, wasn’t it?!
Hope you’re having a great week and look forward to *seeing* you again!
XOXO LOLA:)
PS Am yr newest follower!
What a way to brighen my day! Those jokes (yokes?) will be repeated the rest of the month!
.-= DogsMom´s last blog ..Signs of Spring =-.
Ha Ha!!! I love the one getting hit with the spoon on it’s head! Great pictures!
.-= LT´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday ~Clark Little Photography =-.
oh, those eggs are too funny.
I wish I could say the same about the jokes.
Very cute eggs and jokes.
.-= Secret Mom Thoughts´s last blog ..Mischievous But Cute =-.
That is funny! Have a wonderful Wednesday!
.-= Cascia @ Healthy Moms´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday | Ciara and I =-.
Very funny! Happy WW!
.-= Olivia´s last blog ..The Garden =-.
When I first started scrolling through the pictures, I thought, “Wow, I never thought of drawing on our eggs.” And then, I realized, these weren’t YOUR eggs. I’m a little slow some days.
Very cute. My kids will love the jokes.
Cute egg pictures & yolks, I mean jokes
.-= Sue´s last blog ..Ready for a Spring Vacation? =-.
HahaHoppy WW!
the grandkids will love the jokes! thanks for stopping by, I have been exploring your blogs…
.-= Faythe@GMT´s last blog ..Pennies for Penny fundraising Auction ! =-.
The jokes are a little painful but you know in a good way.
The pictures are too cute.
.-= Nessa´s last blog ..Blogging Practices Meme =-.
Thanks for visiting – love the egg jokes. Made me smile!
.-= Cats of Wildcat Woods´s last blog ..Sweet Georgie on White Wordless Wednesday =-.
I love this! Great jokes and great photos. I’ve got to re-tweet it!
Thanks for stopping by and linking your WW post up on my linky. I enjoyed your post. It definitely brought a smile to my face.
Kristi, Live and Love…Out Loud
@TweetingMama
.-= Kristi {at} Live and Love…Out Loud´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – The Anatomy of a Flower =-.
LOL too cute and will have to show the boys..
.-= brooke´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – Toothless =-.
LOL, Cute! I like the pictures!
.-= Mrs. Marine´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – Princess Met the Sea Gals =-.
Haha! Thanks for the giggles.
.-= Melissa @ Oursuburbanhomestead´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday ~ A Day at the Park =-.
Oh, that is hysterical! I’ve never seen those before. Thanks for sharing & stopping by Woven by Words!
~Mimi
.-= Mimi´s last blog ..i heart faces "Focusing On Angles" =-.
That’s egg-actly what I’m talking about! Egg humor rocks! (and rolls?)
.-= Sara Chapman in Seattle, USA´s last blog ..Black and white =-.
lol…your egg pictures crack me up! Those are awesome. Thanks for the giggle.
.-= Amy @ Coffee with the Mrs.´s last blog ..Monday Mingle ~ March 22nd =-.
LOL I luv it those are too funny Some people have all the time in the world
I absolutely love these! lol
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