Yep, it’s true. I got attacked by a Pitbull.
Before you blow a gasket, write letters, picket Pitbull groups, pass anti-pit laws etc., let me explain.
Last summer I adopted this –
Dad was a lab and mom was a boxer/pit mix. Well now he weighs over 70 pounds!
This guy is extremely docile (he hides behind me or under the bed covers most of the time) and loving.
The other day I got down on the floor to clean something and guess who came over with that over-sized tongue.
Dog owners know what happens when you get down on dog level. He accidentally jumped on my glasses during the slobber attack and this happened
It got pretty black and blue. My eye hurt for about a day. The worst part now is having to go back to Lenscrafters to wait in line to get my glasses readjusted. D’oh!
Bummer…‘Dynasty’ oil tycoon John Forsythe dead at 92. I was actually more of a Dallas fan.
Yeah right…Friend says Jesse James wants to save marriage– he makes Tiger and Jon look good.
Pfffttt…..Source: Charlie Sheen wants to bow out of sitcom….gee must be the end of the world.
People says Kate Gosselin Was ‘Frightened’ Watching Herself on DWTS– so were we…all that plastic surgery. Who was watching the kiddies when she had it done anway???
Looks like it to me People
1. Tell us about the last time you really got hurt.
Physically? See above photo
2. What’s your oldest possession?
3. Do you have any phobias?
4. What values did your parents instill in you?
Wake up early and get your stuff done.
5. What are your plans for Easter?
Bud’s having a party. I was gonna ask Thom for a ride. I hear there’s gonna be spiked candy given away in the egg hunt.
6. I like sun more than snow.
7. Tell us about 3 fads from your teenage years.
Levi’s with holes in the knees, (so I’ve heard) getting high to ‘mellow-out’ unlike now to hit a brick wall, and the original platform shoes.
8. Tell us what is the most important attribute in a lover.
Pay the bills dangit.
9. What new piece of technology have you resisted buying and what would it take for you to change your mind?
A GPS- I got one on my phone for free thanks to Google!
Actually, I’m like the last person on earth to get one of those new digital cable boxes with the DVR. They made me get it in order to get the TV station that airs the Cub games. My cable was so old that the box didn’t work and the cable guy (no, not Larry) had to come out yesterday and lay a new line.