Best wishes for a speedy recovery to Barbara Walters. On Monday Babs announced that later in the week she will have an aortic valve replacement . Doctors say her prognosis is excellent, with heart-valve replacement surgery now considered a routine procedure that typically leads to a full recovery.
“You know how I always say to you how healthy I am. … I’ve never missed a day’s work,” she began. “Later this week, I’m going to have surgery to replace one faulty heart valve. Lots of people have done this, and I have known about this condition for a while now.”
Does she look 80??
YEP, I got hacked in the server again….
This time is was the old “Silence is Golden” hack.
I called my good friends at GoDaddy at 6:45 in the morning and actually had a 5 minute torture by bad music, I mean wait.
The shocker- why I didn’t get the fudge out of GoDaddy? GoDaddy actually had their crap together. That’s right- you heard it here. There was a technician there who got rid of the basecode64 junk immediatly! GoDaddy got past the WP disclaimer and the “it’s not our fault attitutde” and owned up! I was back in biz within 30 minutes. On a Wordless Wednesday nonetheless.
Are you a Facebooker? Are you addicted to those stupid games that suck a person in at the drop of a hat? Would you care to share your Facebook identification link so that we may all stalk you be your friend?
I think my FB link is on my sidebar. If not, let me know. I like friends. I’m not on a whole lot. I abandoned my farm and fish tank and Lola has kicked me out of her mafia (I think).
If you had to be magically transformed into an animal that you loathe, which one would it be? And don’t give me those “none” answers…
Copperhead snake…don’t know why.
What is the strangest thing you have said to:
* get a job?
* get a date?
Ya know….nothing that I can think of.
What cartoon character do you find the most sexiest?
When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it?
What does OK actually mean?
Wikepedia says this : OK is a form of the word okay, expressing approval or assent, and it may also
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
I think there are provisions for that in deeds.
When you were in high school and were sitting in math class… when the day came to learn about 3.14, did you get hungry?
Have you ever been on the radio?
Yep. I hate my voice though.
Beans, beans the magical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot The more you toot, the better you feel So let’s have beans at every meal!
It’s not like I really know you or anything.
Why do people say that when beans are vegetables?
Joke’s on you-
Bean is a common name for large plant seeds of several genera of the family Fabaceae (alternately Leguminosae) used for human food or animal feed.
The whole young pods of bean plants, if picked before the pods ripen and dry, are very tender and may be eaten cooked or raw. Thus the word “green beans” means “green” in the sense of unripe (many are in fact not green in color), as the beans inside the pods of green beans are too small to comprise a significant part of the cooked fruit.
What about tv? And I don’t mean physically on top of the tv either, you silly people. Same goes for the radio question.
Do you think Adam & Eve had belly buttons?
I can tell you that my SIL Eve does.
If you were going to own a liquor store or a bar, what would you name it?
I wouldn’t. That would be cool.
How about you own a grocery store – what’s it’s name?
If you could only watch one tv show for the rest of your life and no other, what would it be? And yes, it’s going to be in series form so you don’t actually have to watch the same episode over and over.
What was the name of your 3rd grade teacher?
Do you know how to parallel park?
I grew up in a large city, hello?
What kinds of cereal do you have in your home right at this very moment?
I think my daughter threw some Cinnamon Toast Crunch in my cart at Sams Club yesterday.
If you were to have a garage sale tomorrow, what is the first item you own that you would say “I’m selling THAT!”
The entire top floor of my house, shich happens to include my daughter’r room, my son’s room, and my attic. I’d just give it all away actually. Takers?
Got this in an email.
It’s 13 plus a few more- I just couldn’t pick which ones to edit out.
What I owe my mother
1.. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
” Because I said so, that’s why.”
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about..”
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA ..
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it..”
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..”
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
“Stop acting like your father!”
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
16.. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until we get home.”
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
“You are going to get it when you get home!”
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”
19. My mother taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father.”
23.. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
And my favorite:
25.. My mother taught me about JUSTICE .
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you !