“A waitress just hit me – punched me for no reason.”

July 2, 2010

Wonderwoman got a makeover….and some “plastic surgery” too….

Stop the Presses!!!!!

Lindsey Lohan says…um tweets…she was punched in the face.
Apparently not hard enough if she was able to tweet it.
Lohan tweeted this “A waitress just hit me – punched me for no reason.”

US Weekly says that the ‘actress’ was hanging at a nightclub in Los Angeles when a waitress allegedly punched her. The magazine quotes a source as claiming the waitress had “a history” with former Paris Hilton beau Doug Reinhardt who Lohan has been spotted with around town.         No word yet on what Linsdey was drinking at the time. Is there?
Lindsay Lohan's B-Day Gift: A Punch in the Face? | Lindsay Lohan

This is serious stuff here

Is King Tut’s Penis Missing?

Here is the scoop…. a group of German researchers say the 19-year-old pharaoh suffered from sickle-cell anemia.    A letter published in the Journal of the American Medical Association suggests that Tut could also have suffered from Antley-Bixler syndrome, a genetic mutation that yields strange physical effects, such as elongated skulls and even under-developed genitalia.

Ya know… maybe Tut was a she? Anyway…if you find his dinky….let somebody know because it could solve all of the world’s problems including the 76 day old oil spill in the gulf.

And…obviously still campaigning for “Father of the Year”

tattoo

Guess who this is….

Yep..Jon minus eight and Kate…

Saturday 9: Make Me Say It Again, Girl

1. Do you feel that you need to keep repeating yourself when talking to a particular person? What? Can you say that again (wonder how many others will answer the same)

2. It’s July. Do you have anything special planned?
Swimming in my pool. Drinking margaritas again.
3. Who is your big celebrity crush?
Bud.
4. Tell us about a local restaurant you are sure we’d love.
Well…it has Golden Arches and all you can drink Diet Coke.

5. Tell us about the shyest person that you deal with regularly.
You Sam.
6. What is your vision of heaven and hell?

Do you know the difference?

7. What is your neighborhood like?
Well.. there are houses and cars and dogs and we are pretty much surrounded by corn fields. Jealous?
8. What’s your favorite cook-out food?
Seriously…if I read one more 4th of July question today I’m gonna kill the Twins.
OMG…there must have been like a million of them. I’ve been to over 300 blogs thanks to Friday-Follow.

9. When was the last time that you saw fireworks?
I’m not a gun advocate, but…..

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This person had something amazing to say! 1 38traci July 2, 2010 at 3:46 pm

I’m not usually a violent person but truthfully, I almost wish it was I that punched Lindsay. But then again that would only out her back in the news and I am so sick of her.

Oh and I might hit Jon, too. I guess I may have to rethink that non-violent thing.

LOL!
:-)

This person had something amazing to say! 2 magnolia July 2, 2010 at 4:06 pm

aw. lindsay got decked on her birthday. poor little train-wreck of a kid. i feel for her, randomly. don’t know why; it’s not like she deserves pity or anything…

by the way, i tagged you in a blog meme!
http://magnolia-thoughts.blogspot.com/2010/07/bonus-post-blog-games_02.html
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This person had something amazing to say! 3 Rebecca Watson July 2, 2010 at 5:07 pm

that’s super funny! I sorta hope that it hurt! :) LLohan is super crazy!!!

This person had something amazing to say! 4 rose July 2, 2010 at 6:11 pm

i’m tired about hearing about lindsay as well as jon. i wonder if these folks want things known to keep them in the public eye. i would rather read about other things.

This person had something amazing to say! 5 Thom July 2, 2010 at 7:17 pm

Well you finally got your boy back up on your blog. Woot!!! It’s too bad it really didn’t happen to Lindsey actually. Love the video. And I have the same answer on 1 and 2…pffft and it wasn’t brilliant on my part at all LOL :)
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This person had something amazing to say! 6 Chara July 2, 2010 at 9:08 pm

What a great post!! Punching Lindsay and Jon, sounds good. Idiots to say the least.
Wanted to stop by to say hello and wish you a safe and happy holiday weekend.
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This person had something amazing to say! 7 veronica leec July 2, 2010 at 9:45 pm

Happy 4th July, Mentor!
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This person had something amazing to say! 8 Xmasdolly July 2, 2010 at 11:57 pm

I got your back Sweetie on that one! That girl needs a good smack to wake her dumb-ass up! Here she is pretty, got talent, probably loaded if she didn’t pee it all away, and she’s a first class snob! She truly needs to get her act together and make a real life for herself not this tinsel and am I in the next headlines or not! Sheesh! Now did you hear she’s going from a sweet childhood actress for Disney to a porn star for Heffner or whoever. Some movie she’s about to make, and she’s supposed to portray Linda Lovelace! GIVE ME A FREAKIN’ BREAK ALREADY! And she’s Gay ta boot! UGHHHHH DON’T GET ME STARTED! hehe Have a fun and safe fourth!

This person had something amazing to say! 9 Sherry July 3, 2010 at 5:41 am

thanks for drop by, wow nice diet coke all you can drink ;D
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This person had something amazing to say! 10 Marites July 3, 2010 at 8:04 am

Linday is desperate and am sick of her. your #1 is funny:) Am feeling the same with #8. have a fun weekend!
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This person had something amazing to say! 11 The Gal Herself July 3, 2010 at 9:40 am

Jon’s tattoo is sad and boy, I bet getting it must have hurt!

How do you get the free refills out of MIckey Ds?
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This person had something amazing to say! 12 Pam @ Sallygoodin July 3, 2010 at 2:33 pm

Hmmmm Young troubled actress gets punched in a BAR?! Ummmm Well heck, I guess she could complain if she was at the laundry mat, but in a BAR and she’s been drinking? Maybe she should drink at home? Sorry…I have no sympathy and I like a drink now and again too. Stopping in from Friday Follow Me. Pam
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This person had something amazing to say! 13 Shop with Me Mama July 3, 2010 at 5:43 pm

I hope you have a happy, safe 4th of July! Good for that waitress for punching Lindsay, I find that hilarious! I wish I had seen it!

This person had something amazing to say! 14 Bud Weiser July 4, 2010 at 11:19 am

I am both flattered and scared! ;) Happy 4th…

This person had something amazing to say! 15 Annette July 4, 2010 at 12:33 pm

I’d like to punch Jon Gosselin in the face. And his stupid ex-wife too.

Please tell me you googled Bradley Cooper…

that sounds kinda naughty.
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This person had something amazing to say! 16 amy July 4, 2010 at 7:04 pm

1. Wonder woman’s new image: sacrilege!

2. Lindsey Lohan makes me sad. I would like to punch her parents. I can’t decide which one needs more punching, and so I’d just like to punch them both.

3. I don’t want to punch Jon Gosselin. I just want him to get a job and stop being such a poor role model. I worry one or 8 of his children will head the Lohan route if he doesn’t. (Kate, I’m looking directly at you, too.)

4. I lived in Illinois for 5 years. Got all my cornfield time in then, so I’m good on cornfields, thanks. Other than that, your neighborhood sounds cute. :-)

5. Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment!
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