What!? Our Parents Were Lying To Us???
Here is what CNN found out when they asked “Did your parents tell you any food fibs to entice you to eat or skip any foods?”
They got over 500 responses. Here are a few mealtime myth busters.
– Eating carrots does not give you night vision: During World War II, British Intelligence didn’t want Germany to be aware of the newly developed radar technology assisting the Royal Air Force in shooting down enemy planes before they reached the English Channel. The government began planting stories in the papers, profiling an RAF pilot who credited his uncanny accuracy to his love of Vitamin A and beta carotene-containing carrots. Carrots are great for healthy eyesight, but won’t make an avid chomper into a super-seer.
– Eating too many carrots can turn you orange (or at least a muted yellow-orange color): Carrots are rich in beta-carotene, a highly pigmented compound. An extreme excess of carotene in the bloodstream will build up under your skin, causing an yellow-orange discoloration (mostly evident on the bottom of the feet and palm of the hands). To get rid of the harmless orange hue, just lay off the carrots and other orange vegetables (like sweet potatoes) for a bit.
– Hot, spicy foods on a sweltering day will cool you down: Fiery foods raise your body temperature slightly, bringing heat to the skin’s surface and causing you to sweat. This perspiration will ultimately cause your body to cool down by evaporative cooling (temperature reduction through the evaporation of water).
– Spinach makes you strong, but not that strong: Spinach was originally selected as Popeye’s power source because of a German study which mistakenly attributed the vegetable with ten times the iron it actually packs. When the mistake was corrected in 1937, Popeye had already been gorging on the stuff for years and it was too late to backtrack.
– Chocolate doesn’t cause acne: 1950s dermatology books made the claim that chocolate causes acne, asserting that because chocolate is rich in fat and sebum (oil), consuming chocolate would cause the sebaceous glands to be affected. No studies have been able to show any association between chocolate and acne. To the contrary, the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition recently reported that the flavanoids (antioxidants) in dark chocolate may actually help regulate sebum production, thus helping with acne.
– Gum doesn’t stay in your stomach for seven years: It’s true that gum is indigestible, but it passes through the body’s waste system like any food would
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HAPPY 500 Millionth FACEBOOK! 
As of this morning, 500 million people all around the world are actively using Facebook to stay connected with their friends and the people around them.
This is an important milestone for all of you who have helped spread Facebook around the world. Now a lot more people have the opportunity to stay connected with the people they care about.
To celebrate, we’ve put together a collection of stories you’ve shared with us about the impact Facebook and your friends have had on your lives.
We’re launching a new application called Facebook Stories where you can share your own story and read hundreds of others, categorized by themes and locations around the world.
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13 Drugs for Women
(like you’ve never seen these before….)
1. DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
2. EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out!
3. ST. MOMMA’S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
4. PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception..
5. DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
6. FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
7. MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, ‘You make me want to be a better person. ‘
8. BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
9. JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can’t remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat
10. ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
11. NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.
12. Once-a-Day
For the woman who only wants to hear their complaints once a day. Miraculously tunes out the drama of others.
13.
Now those are my kind of drugs! I lie to my kids all the time!
Where do I sign up to be on the Clinical Trial panel?
Great post. I heard the one about carrots turning you orange. 🙂
I can’t remember the last time someone wanted to share their life stories with me. No need for the spray.
I actually hadn’t seen this list yet, and got a grin out of it.
It is rather sad how we pass those food lies on from one generation to another…until one of your grandchildren has read more than you!
Now about the drugs…I need those in my cupboard some days…they sound very good/effective/helpful.
my mother told my sold that if he ate beets, his pee would be red or pink. my son is 36, never heard him tell me this until recently. he said he ate the beets no chand in his urine. he now loves beets.
I remember my father telling my brother that eating beans would put hair on his chest. It worked for my brother but the girls in the family were none too happy.
Too bad about the night vision, lol. Mine is horrible.
Great list. I hadn’t realized how many drugs there were that I need to be keeping in my medicine closet! 🙂
I remember Pop Eye and spinach 😀
Those drugs… really.
I have a whole bottle of jackassprin if you ever need any…on second thought never mind, i need all of them I can get!
Popeye was a fraud?? I’m crushed….
why take drugs in the first place! i often wonder 🙂
but thought provoking list
making my own mantra
LOL oh I remember all those. My parents use to say carrots make your eye sight better. Spinach makes ya strong. BLECK I hated spinach and still do. I remember sitting at the table for a very long time because there were vegetables I couldn’t stand eating and I couldn’t leave the table till I ate them. LOL Great post Harriet 🙂
*howling with laughter*
Yes, definitely sign me up to test out Anti-Talksident and Once-a-Day anti-drama.
My mom was picky and only made a few different things, so I wasn’t made to eat much. It’s only as an adult that my palate has matured. But I don’t use tricks on my own kids, either.
Ok, now those are some powerful drugs!! Haha. I think I’m ready for a few of those!!!! 🙂
~Tabitha
Hadn’t seen the Thursday Thirteen before, but have seen most of the “food fibs.” I’m glad you liked the Artzoobilee photos today. We had CowParade here in 2005, too.
I’ve never seen the drugs for women list. So funny and gotta love the last one. Thanks for the laugh!
Well, actually I hadn’t heard of any of them. LOL
Those are hilarious. I’m glad I dropped by and had a chance to read them.
Happy TT.
Janice~
Ok, for the record my step mother literally ate nothing but turkey, carrots and mustard for about 10 years and her hands and feet…totally orange!!!
New follower from Friday Follow!
Lots of yummy love,
Alex aka Ma What’s For Dinner
http://www.mawhats4dinner.com
I definitely need some of those drugs… I’ve got three boys in the house at the moment and I have NO IDEA what they are doing, other than being loud…
Great post. Love the facebook app. A bff from my early years found me that way and I’m so grateful!!!
My mom used to tell me to eat my crust because it would make my hair curlier. But I never understood it because I didn’t want my hair curly. LOL