I admit it- I’m a Freak for Wife Swap!
Did you see that show last week with the 2012 family?
Watching Wife Swap gives me the warm fuzzies and the possible hope that my family is ‘normal’.
My question for you is this,
If your family were on Wife Swap, what kind of a family would your family be paired with?
(if don’t watch the show, I am basically asking you what is the polar opposite of your family)
My answer,
Maybe this family the Alabama family that recreates the 1840s pioneer lifestyle or the Sheltered Bluegrass family
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The Dating Profiles Meme: Wearing Your Heart on Your Sleeve
1. Do you wear your heart on your sleeve, or maybe it’s tatooed on your arm.
I actually have mine contained in my ribcage thank you.
2. What could you possibly learn from me in this profile?
That you are not yet neutered.
3. I am not looking for marriage #3..on the contrary…rather you be a best friend…
How ’bout a Milk Bone instead?
4. I have a smile that could light up an entire room.
Dude…they’re laughing at you.
5. The feature that captures my attention is most people say I have bedroom eyes.
Begging will not get you table scraps at my house.
6. If I like you, can I keep you?
Just don’t chew up my new Uggs.
7. My friends may describe me as one to speak before thinking, but i just call it honesty, to me that’s what it’s all about.
I’m sure it’s all about the UPS man ringing the doorbell with you.
8. like to work out, dance, read, investigate healthy cuisine, hike, run, bike, take walks with the dog, love the water, the lake, swimming laps, jacuzzi, garden, dabble in artistic endeavors, travel, go to restaurants, films, some tv, cultural venues, love the city, small towns, the country, having fun.
sniff fire hydrants, eat turd off the ground, lick toes….
9. OK, no drinkers please. Otherwise, I’m flexible.~ That’s it for now ( I hate the keyboard) ~
Get your claws cut.
10. WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST WANT TO SHOW ME LOTS OF ATTENTION.ARE YOU UP TO IT? IM ALSO ON SINGLENET.COM I know I saw you at HSUS too freak.
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My daughter’s got me watching Wife Swap! It’s a train wreck that you can’t help staring at! It’s like Toddlers & Tiaras…crazy people who make you feel like a normal family and/or great parents!
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I don’t think my family would do that stupid wife swap. One of the dumbest shows on TV if you ask me. That you are not yet neutered. LOL Too funny. HSUS? hmmm Have a great Friday 🙂 I so despise this Captcha Code pffft Maybe 4th time is a charm.
I rarely watch that show but I did see that one, i felt so sorry for the kids basically counting down to death
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I love wife swap. it is hilarious and does have a way of making my family feel so normal. I don’t know who we’d be paired up with we are relaxed and a bit diverse, not super religious so maybe a very religious, super super strict family. Love your blog.
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I like watching WifeSwap too, for the same reason I like Nanny 911. Things could be MUCH worse. 😉 We would probably be paired with an Ozzy Osbourne-type family.
I always forget to watch WifeSwap! Love the show….man this is a hard one….ok so hmm maybe some high strung, clean freak, family with like 1 very calm very child…since I have the 5 kids life is pretty crazy here.
We used to watch that show all the time – it is fun to have the confirmation that your family is ‘normal’… 😉
I have seen the show a few times. TechyDad and I have always said we would be afraid to do it because of what the opposite of us would be. That would likely be people with no rules or regard for order/structure in family life. Oy!
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i’m already a follower. i don’t think i’d do this show. i think it’s stupid
Paired with..hmm..would have to say a very anti-social family. We never lock our doors and family and friends that visit know to just walk in. Our house was the one to-go-to when my boys were younger and it has changed.
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I haven’t seen Wife Swap in quite some time. Not sure what our polar opposite would be. We’re kind of middle of the road on many things. We do homeschool though, in a relaxed child-led style, so maybe a family that followed a strict religious education or something. Interesting thought.
Happy Friday 🙂
Well since I’m gay, I’m sure I’d be paired up with some Baptist or Ultra Christian family.
Do you know the blog, http://homesteadinghousewife.blogspot.com/? Her family was on Wife Swap.
hahahaha I love wife swap tooo.. same way I USED to love watching Springer… I’ve upgraded to wife swap.. lol.. those freaks of the week always make me feel better about the chaotic zoo I call life..
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oh i do not know…
there is NO way that we would ever do that…
i can not even think about it… lol
Thanks for stopping by. Have a great weekend! 🙂
We’d be match with a rich socialite who wanted to go out and party all the time, but then she might teach my hubs to learn to date me. 🙂
Aloha!
I think I have seen one episode of Wife Swap and all I could think was, “Why would ANYONE want to do this show???”
We’d probably be switched with a family that is obsessed with reality tv since Ican’t stand it 🙂
Happy Friday!
I’m intrigued by “Wife Swap” because it typically presents such polar opposite families. I’m always curious how they actually find such extreme families in the first place–most of us are more moderate in our beliefs and behaviors. That’s probably why my family would never be chosen–too much in the middle.
You mean I don’t have to practice disaster drills every week?!? JK.
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Just coming by from the Friday Follow! I’m not a wife- I’m a live in fiance, and I’m sure that if anyone had to swap places with me they would run screaming in the opposite direction in about 12 hours!
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The one that summed it up was, “How ’bout a Milk Bone instead?” I almost went for the dog thing there myself…
I don’t watch a whole lot of TV prime time. Not that I don’t WANT to… just seems to be our busiest hours. I’ve seen WS a couple times. Hmmm… our OPPOSITE… They would be prim and proper, extremely athletic (kids in every sport possible… family runs, workouts daily, etc…), not like animals and they would be NEAT FREAKS! Definitely our opposite. My boys think bodily functions are hilarious and argue ALL the time! One boy is a bit mental (GEE! Don’t know where THAT came from??)? We swim, but are not real athletic. My workouts consist of a Gazelle, Ball, Resistance bands, and a pool. And I’m rather flaky at that. Minimal is about right… We have 2 indoor dogs that ARE part of the family. We are CLUTTER Royalty. I’m NOT talking unsanitary gross, just clutter… stacks of stuff on surfaces, things not in the proper places, shoes by the door, etc…
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Hmm…I guess opposite of us would be a mom that schedules every minute of the day and sticks to it!! I pretty much make things up as I go!!
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Buzzing the Day Away
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I watched Wife Swap like the 1st year, but can’t stand it now. I guess we would be paired with neat freaks – because that’s opposite of us – lol 🙂
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I love wife swap..I have a very large family and we are always full of one kind of drama or another; so I would probably be swapped with some kind of functional family; which mine is definitely not! I am a new follower from Over 40..there is so much to check out here I will have to come back when I have less drama going on..hope when you get the chance you will stop by to say hello!
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Liz,
Two Maids a Milking
LOL, I’d end up with an uptight rich chick. We live very simply and I’ve watched that show. They’d bring in a princess wife lol and make her live in a way she would complain about a LOT!