In case you haven’t heard, she’s done it again…
Oprah is sending a studio audience on a trip.
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Sunday Stealing: Another 50 Questions Meme, Part Two Indeed!
26. Do you like someone?
27. The last song you listened to?
Have a cigar.
28. What time of day were you born?
3:12 in the afternoon.
29. What’s your favorite number?
30. Where did you live in 1987?
In a swank suburb of a large city far away from the Hooterville in which I reside now.
31. Are you jealous of anyone?
The person who keeps putting this question into a meme.
32. Is anyone jealous of you?
The person who keeps putting this question into a meme. I get to answer it….again.
33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
In a classroom in Florida listening to the President read a book.
I’m the one with the white shirt on.
34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Write a letter to the editor.
35. Do you consider yourself kind?
Depends on what kind.
36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
On someone else.
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
38. Would you move for the person you loved?
I’m thinking that’s the mistake that landed me in Hooterville for 5 years nearly 20 years ago.
39. Are you touchy feely?
I’m more “hopey changie”.
40. What’s your life motto?
One day at a time.
41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
Hair. B00bies. Eye glasses.
42. What’s your favourite town/city?
Dude- it’s FAVORITE! Dangit.
43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
You asked me this less than a month ago.
I gave you the crud about the nasty ex client who I sent a “sorry- I’m no longer going to service your site” you doosh letter.
45. Can you change the oil on a car?
Why the heck would I? What am I the Tin Man?
46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
I can totally trace my ancestry back to Adam and Eve.
48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
I don’t do fancy.
49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My stomach is hungry for a change. Baja Bob and Jose are taking good care of moi.
50. Have you been burned by love?
That creep dumped me for Angelina Jolie. WTH???