Got a Kick out of this-
Five Reasons Chicago Pizza is the Best: Steve Dahl
1. “Because the pieces are so large, thick and cheesy, you can usually only eat one or two pieces, so there are always plenty of leftovers.”
2. “The best part about Chicago pizza leftovers are that they reheat splendidly in the microwave, due to their thickness and consistency and you don’t have to do any work besides eat it again!”
3. “Chicago pizza can be used as a spare tire in a roadside emergency.”
4. “It keeps us all fat and warm for when the Hawks blows off of Lake Michigan.”
5. “Its origins are suspect, just like many of our politicians.”
How about if I make it easy for you…
Chicago Pizza rocks and here is the number one reason why:
Today we ripped this meme off a blogger named Les Jenkins at the blog Stupid Evil Bastard. He credits Dave as his source. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!
Sunday Stealing: The Stupid Evil Bastard Meme
Cheers to all of us thieves!
1. What time did you get up this morning?
2. How do you like your steak?
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
4. What is your favorite TV show?
Depends on the day and mood
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
6. What did you have for breakfast?
7. What is your favorite cuisine?
Whatever I feel like at the moment I guess.
8. What foods do you dislike?
Fried, over-gravied and the senseless waste of calories.
9. Favorite Place to Eat?
Chez Moi- I know it’s clean.
10. Favorite dressing?
None in particular
11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?
12. What are your favorite clothes?
I really want to try those denim PJ bottoms but, for now I’ll settle for the yoga inspired stuff
13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
Don’t drink from a cup
15. Where would you want to retire?
Bill Gates’ beach house on one of his private islands.
16. Favorite time of day?
17. Where were you born?
18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
19. Who do you think will never call you again?
The phone spammers who have been blocked from my cell phone.
20. Person you expect to call you next?
Phone spammers about to be blocked from my cell phone.
21. Who are you most curious about their responses to Stealing?
Bud. He’s laid off those other women (Frenchies and what’s her name) since he went bonkers in love.
22. Bird watcher?
Depends if my sun roof is open or not.
23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
24. Do you have any pets?
Hello. you tell me.
25. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share?
My dryer just buzzed.
26. What did you want to be when you were little?
27. What is your best childhood memory?
It was lame.
28. Are you a cat or dog person?
Look up dummy.
29. Are you married?
Depends on who wants to know.
30. Always wear your seat belt?
Hello…it’s a law.
31. Been in a car accident?
mega moons ago
32. Any pet peeves?
repeat question, stupid, and people who don’t return things.
33. Favorite Pizza Toppings?
34. Favorite Flower?
35. Favorite ice cream?
vanilla cause nobody else loves it and hence, they’ll stay away from it.
36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Not a trash eater these days
37. How many times did you fail your driver’s test?
Here is a news flash readers—– I flunked so many times when was a kid that I cannot remember!!!!! I even flunked the eye exam and the lady at the counter yelled at me “You’re too young to flunk the eye exam”!!!!!!!!!!!!! And guess what else…I am ticket-free!! That’s right!!! HA!
38. Who did you get your last email from?
Some spam crap about my email address being awarded 12million pound by some Swiss bank from Nigeria or something.
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I wouldn’t —not worth the fees. It’s like getting on the dang scale.
40. Do anything spontaneous lately?
Maxed out my card.
I did go shopping and saved a ton of moolah.
41. Like your job?
Meme answering pays well.
43. What was your favorite vacation?
I don’t like vacations that much.
44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
45. What are you listening to right now?
Steelers getting their buns handed to them.
46. What is your favorite color?
47. How many tattoos do you have?
48. How many times have you tagged someone to do a meme?
I’m over 12 thank you.
49. What time did you finish this meme?
I’m not finished.