It’s been a while since I’ve asked “are you on crack”…I’m sure some people miss this (while others could care less).
From the crack files….
Mom who gave 8 year old daughter Botox. Have you heard about this one?
I saw this on TV yesterday. Mom, ironically, has hit the TV circuit defending her smart idea by saying that she did it to make her daughter more competitive in the ‘pageant’ arena. Where she got the botox…she will not divulge. TV clips actually showed this woman injecting her 8 year old. Mom says daughter asked for the injections (must have been those nasty wrinkles- I can relate- although, my “8” has a different number in front of it.
Apparently, Child Protective Services were alerted to mom and she is now being investigated.
Botox is not recommended for anyone under 18 years old.
My cable has been out all day for what they call “maintenance in my area”. They want to know if there is anything else they can do for me. What should I tell them?
Well, at least my blog didn’t get hit with a case of the”Friday the 13th’s”.
Saturday 9: My Best Friend’s Wedding
1. Have you ever lost a friend after he/she got married?
Just because we’ve all moved on in life.
2. Do you make friends easily?
Depends how much money I have.
3. Do you have many close friends?
Who cares? What is this- junior high?
4. Tell us about your oldest friend.
Abe Lincoln- he’s like 150, tall, has a beard, wears a funky old hat and smells weird.
5. Tell us about your newest friend.
Someone with mega bucks…
6. Do you hang out with your friends often, or just occasionally when you can find time?
Do adults with children and mortgages still do this? What have I missed?
7. What’s the furthest you’ve traveled to visit (or vacation with, etc.) a friend?
I visited the elves in the North Pole to help out one year.
8. What’s the biggest or best thing a friend has ever done for you?
Put me out of my meme misery.
9. What’s the worst or most hurtful thing that a friend (or an ex-friend) has done to you?
Thom quit this thing…now I’m left sitting here waiting for another wise cracker.