Whatever the Jaw thing is that Bristol says she had, it looks dang good. Plus, Bristol says she lost five pounds! WOW! 5 pounds. You can totally tell!
You know what sucks?
Pink Floyd band members have agreed to come together for a reissue of some of their music but, will not tour.
One of Charlie Sheen’s ‘Goddesses’ dumped him via a text message. She’s now going to be featured in Playboy.
Sucks to be Tiger Woods right now…
Leonardo Leonardo DiCaprio (what? he’s 36?) and Bar Refaeli are in splitsville. Yes ladies, Leonardo is a free man!
OBL won’t be around to follow through with his plans to bomb the US on the 4th of July and we have the info the ‘what’s left of the Taliban’ needs to get this thing going.
It’s been hot and humid here all week and my air conditioner is busted. I’m not gonna get it fixed because: a)I’m too cheap and b) I’m hoping to trade the sucker in soon.
Would you rather have Mother’s Day or a Mother’s Week?
Me? I think we deserve a lot more than a day. We work hard and do a lot to make life better for the rest of the planet!