Unfortunately, this list is based upon actual emails that I have received. Coming up with 13 is no stretch either!
13 Emails I don’t want to get any more!
I know you’re really busy, so I will try to make this quick and painless. My name is XXXX and I am working for XXX.com, I found your website from Search Engine. We notice your site relating with our website, especially after reading this post: http://poshonabudget.com/XXX , so we are wondering to sponsor your site, for example, We are interested in purchasing a text link ad or banner ad or a post -you could write something about saving money ideas when shopping online with coupon codes or something else your prefer and naturally mention our site name in the article, or other options also would be fine. Are you interested in this Inquiry? If so, could you let me know your rate? Waiting for your reply and look forward to working with you.
You want a free review and Ad? Oh, and proofread! is it “I” or “we”?
It was a pleasure meeting you at BlogHer 2011 in San Diego. What a great experience! We appreciate each and every one of you and your interest in learning more about the products featured.
That said, we would love to stay in touch! Please respond back to this email at your earliest convenience if you are interested in hearing more about the following products:
Each and every one of you? I am only one…I’m not that big…yet
Hi, Harriet! I’m not sure if it was at one of the parties, at a table during a meal or a session or during the speed networking event after lunch that Friday, but we met briefly—long enough for me to learn a little about your blog and get your biz card. I’m touching base to see if you’d be interested in an exclusive guest post about ways to make girls’ night out an extra-special event,
Probably don’t remember how we met because we never met.
Hi Harriet ,
Are you leveraging your friend network to get the inside connections to jobs, referrals or leads?
Our friends are much more likely to help us than random acquaintances.
abcd.me is the professional networking app on Facebook that helps you tap into the power of your friend network.
Please join my network and let’s help each other get ahead.
I’m so over the facebook thing.
5.I get A LOT of stupid eBay people (they don’t check IQ’s before they allow people to ask questions)
Person purchased an upscale item from me..
hi dear seller, I won your XXXXX yesterday, but my paypal payment was banned, I tried many times, still didnt work….dont know how to do with it. Cause my mom really love this item! thanks alot
mom sent me this one
If the XXX doesn’t sell I would love to purchase it for 25 dollars. Thanks. Hope to hear from you.
If I were going to give away donations, I’d give them to someone who could give me a write-off.
I canceled the sale and got this one from buyer-
have placed order many times on paypal…don’t know if you have received the payment. I guess I have paid like 45.53*10=455.3 dollars….I should go to bank to get back my refund…
What would a huge increase in relevant traffic mean for your business? If I could greatly increase the amount of customers who are interested in your products and services, wouldn’t you be interested.
In order for us to respond to your request for information, please include your company’s website address (mandatory) and /or phone number.
COMPLETE INTERNET MARKETING SOLUTION
SEO – Link Building – Copyright – Web Designing – PHP
and she wants to help me….
7. Wants free affiliate-like advertising I guess..
We are happy to present an exciting opportunity with the release of our ABCD Story: Once Upon A Song Clickcast widget, which is rich in enchanted content for your audience and your kids!
BLAH BLAH BLAH
And we haven’t forgotten to take care of you! If you post the widget, we’ll offer you a free DVD to give away to your readers! (Or keep it for yourself!)
I’m sure my readers would love this!
8. “Get a dental plan you can afford”
It doesn’t exist- trust me on this one.
An advert for your Entrecard widget is pending your approval:
Please go to your dashboard at:
and approve/reject the ad.
Problem is that a few weeks ago I removed their widget after Google linked it to Malware. In (immediate) response, entrecard ‘deleted’ my account. This must be the 10th time I’ve heard from them since. Funny thing, I don’t miss Entrecard.
I get this one all the time…
Hi, I bought this jacket but paypal wont seem to process the payment. Do you accept any other type of payment?
If you have no money or credit and you owe money….you shouldn’t be shopping on eBay.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Monday, September 5th-No School-Labor Day
Friday, September 9th-SIP Day Early out 12 Noon
Problem is, my last child graduated two years ago. Seems they aren’t very good about refreshing their list on a yearly basis What’s harder than getting off the school email list?
I signed up two years ago and just quit since they seem to think it’s okay to only give you your piddly earnings if you sell $50 worth of stuff every two weeks.
We have received several questions from Representatives about yesterday’s e-mail regarding the new minimum order size.
We want to clarify that the $50 minimum order size is the new value at which a Representative will earn in a given campaign. Currently a Representative earns in a given campaign if they place an order of $25 or more. Beginning in C-19
(Trendsetter C-21) a Representative will earn in a given campaign if they place an order of $50 or more.
Although there will be no earnings, a Representative can still submit an order under $50 in a campaign and receive a demo discount.
We thank you in advance for your support and wish you much success with your Avon business.
Finally, any kind of newsletter I never signed up for…
Good Info for the Intelligent Mom
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