Sunday Stealing: The Imaginary Meme, Part One
1. Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
Obviously, you’ve never bee pregnant.
2. Who do you have a celebrity crush on now?
3. Would you date someone you met online?
No. I’m married.
Unless he’s hot and mega rich.
4. Do you wear underwear always?
Not in the shower.
5. Do you hate yourself at times?
7. Do you like dirty movies?
I don’t like dirty anything.
8. Could you believe Josha Ledet was voted off Idol?
I’m more upset that Lisa Lampanelli didn’t make it to the final two just because a deaf person thought she was too loud.
9. When was the last time that you bought a car?
Six months ago.
10. Have you ever been camping?
mega years ago. Then I discovered cable and indoor plumbing.
11. How many times a day do you go on facebook?
0-1 at most
12. What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
Don’t even remember. It was last summer.
13. Have you ever worried that you’d cut off a limb?
Doing what? Memes? Happens a lot I’m sure.
14. Where did you get your last email from?
Probably came from a computer.
15. Favorite website?
16. Are you down with ghetto?
Down like a clown ch ch ch charlie brown.
17. Will the world end in fire or ice?
Seems like there are other options like meteors and aliens.
18. Do you believe in the afterlife?
Depends on which life.
19. Would you be upset if facebook stopped working?
I’d be over-joyed.
20. How did you start your blog?
Got a Google account and signed up.