Sunday Stealing: The Imaginary Meme, Part Eight
141. What’s the difference between Stealing and other memes that you do?
Stealing happens on Sunday.
142. Best cartoon show ever?
143. Does it matter to you if your significant other smokes?
Smokes what? Actually, at his age and with his will needed updating…eff it matters.
144. Do you ever use your full name?
145. Do you get annoyed easily?
Stop bothering me …
(who didn’t see that coming?)
146. Indecent proposal: Would you sleep with an attractive billionaire for millions of $?
147. Where do you draw the line?
148. Have you ever been on a road trip?
Is the Pope Catholic?
149. What’s your favorite drink?
It’s 4:30- ask me in ten minutes.
150. Which is better, amazing eyes or an amazing smile? Why?
An amazing bank account.
151. What was your first thought this morning?
Did I forget to take an antihistamine before I went to bed? crap.
152. Have you ever wanted to go to sleep and not wake up?
then I wouldn’t be asleep. durp.
153. Would you try to take over the world?
no, I’m not running for office or a radio talk show host bashing women.
154. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you?
Bud mentioned me in a meme once or twice. And he dumped the twins. right?
155. Have you ever been asked to do something disgusting?
Like give birth?
Dude, I had kids AND I’m an RN.
156. How much cash do you have right now?
Depends on which piggy bank you wanna bust open
157. Tell us something totally random about yourself.
I’m a dog lover. egad.
158. What really turns you off?
men in speedo. men without a shirt on walking down the street. b.o. the smell of burnt eggs. an empty glass on a Saturday night.
159. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Paul mentioned it before he died.
160. You’re having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to?
161. Have you ever studied the Bible?
this is a red hot question.
it depends on which bible. the black friday ads bible? totally. the car manual bible- only when needed. the bartenders bible- once or twice.
162. What really turns you off?
163. What’s a goal that you’d like to achieve?
seeing this meme end…in like a year no doubt…
164. Name one celebrity you hate, and why.
Mel should fade into the sunset Gibson for about as many reasons as there are questions in this endless meme.
165. What’s your favorite store?
Kohl’s this weekend because I rolled over my Kohl’s Cash into more Kohl’s Cash and used a coupon code to do it. I didn’t even need anything
166. What’s one goal you’d like to achieve this year?
finish this meme….
167. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex?
these days, besides the presence of hair and body odor, bank account size.
usually doesn’t get that far unfortunately.
168. Who is your oldest friend? How long have you known them?
Bud. Since this meme actually started…like a year ago
169. Do you like photography?
crap…I give up…yes
170. Pain or no gain?
171. What’s something people say that you generally find annoying?
there are more questions in this meme
172. How often do you change your myspace/facebook/etc profile?
173. Do you ever cook?
I weigh like 500 pounds. you figure it out turd.
174. Have you ever been on a boat?
175. What do you do most when you’re bored?
memes like this one
176. What is your favorite musical instrument?
177. What’s your phone ringtone?
the silent one.
178. Have you ever been in a movie? (Either amateur of professional.)
Whoaa…didn’t see that question coming.
179. Describe your life currently in five words.
It is almost five o’clock.
180. Where did you last fly to and why?
Rhode Island to visit CVS HQ…it was kewl…
181. What’s the BEST rock band that you have seen live?
The Beatles last week.
182. Could you image being in a situation where you would run from the police?
This is America.
183. Have you ever been asked for an autograph?
If they want my credit card to be valid for the purchase…they ask
184. What would you change about your living room?
I’ve got dogs and carpet. You figure it out.
185. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
I’m over 16 years old. No red cups to appear on FB here.
186. Last hug?
from Bozo the clown
187. Have you ever had to make up your mind?
I sure wish it were PC to call someone a tard like in the old days.
188. What is on top of your refrigerator?
a wine rack.
189. Did it work out for you in terms of kids? (Meaning how did it work out & are you happy. In other words, from “Have none, wanted none” to “8 kids & 3 grandkids)
are you asking if my kids were planned?
They’re adults now and there isn’t much I can do about it. My son is 6 feet tall and 200 lbs. He works out daily and is a huge UFC fan. You wanna ask him if her was a booboo?
190. Are you afraid of the dark?
no. I have dogs.
191. What if you had three wishes – what would you wish for?
this meme to end, lotto win and for Thom to return with his snarky answers.
192. Do you feel sad often?
no. I’m over 21
193. Have you ever been in lust for an extended period of time?
194. Do you shower daily?
yes. do you?
195. Have you ever prank called someone?
I’m gonna prank the idiot who wrote this question.
196. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
Hubby’s side. ha ha horders
197. You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possessions?
They’re not my problem. Nothing. Let someone else clean up my messes for a change.
198. Tell us about the first time that you bought a car.
I started out at my first job as a nurse and needed wheels to get me there. Tada.
199. What is your favorite type of music?
Not country. Not Hip Hop. Not Rap.
200. What’s your family like?
Not like the Cunningham’s.