1. Boxers? Briefs? Boxer briefs? Thongs? Bikinis? Commando?
Depends on for what and/or on whom.
2. What’s your fussiest personal care routine?
I wear several antiperspirants/deodorants and then top it off with talc. nuts. Even when I go to work out.
3. Do you have a favorite tool? Power or manual?
Do males count?
4. Can you change your own oil? Do you?
My own oil? I’m at a certain age sweetie….
5. What’s the “manliest / ‘womenliest” thing you do on a regular basis?
6. What’s something “manly” that you never learned how to do?
Scratch my noots.
7. Do you ever cry? If so, what’s your trigger?
Onions, hormones, dogs.
8. Do you have a chivalrous streak? How does it manifest itself?
Running my dogs every morning probably- it can be cold, dark, you never know what strange animals may be out there.
9. Do you have a chauvinistic streak? How does it manifest itself?
I repeat questions.
10. What’s your favorite movie?
Oh crap. It’s one of Bud’s top 5 favorite meme questions.
11. What’s the dumbest, testosterone-inspired thing you’ve ever seen?
I’m not a fan of driving to the woods in an over-sized pick-up to shoot at Bambi….
I’drather be at TJMaxx
12. What quality do you think makes a good man good? Do you have that quality?
Good men need to learn hot to not touch my stuff, buy me bling, stay out of my way when they need to, and have a steady job to go to.
Since I’m not a man….guess not.
13. Toilet seat up or down?
Didn’t know I had a choice.
Did a Republican write this thing?
Where are the women?
14. If your significant other is away, do you cook for yourself or eat out of cans and boxes (or rely on local drive-throughs and delivery)?
I always cook for myself no matter what is going on.
15. What societal expectation of being a man / women do you most resent?
See number 6 and add bodily functions to it.
16. What’s the best part – societal-wise – about being a man / women?
17. Will you stop to ask for directions?
I use Google on my phone quite successfully thank you
18. What’s one thing about your significant other that you just cannot understand, no matter how hard you try?
The dang snooze alarm
19. What do you need to have in the shower?
20. Do you burp/fart/scratch? Do you do anything stereotypically male?
My pit does.