Do you wear slippers?
How many pictures are in your living room?
A lot. I inherited a lot.
Do you ever watch Brady Bunch reruns?
Are you allergic to anything?
When was the last time you called in sick?
I’m a mom. Mom’s cannot do that.
Have you ever been in a car accident?
Many years ago.
What is your favorite snack food?
Have you ever seen a tornado?
If you won a million dollars, what would you buy first?
Handbags I don’t need.
What time is it right now?
4:28 on Saturday
Do you think it’s cool for men to wear flip-flops?
As long as there is some sort of a man-icure on the feet.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
I have no idea. I’m old. These things accumulate with age.
Do you think you are a hypochondriac?
Hardly. I hate whiny.
Do you own a dictionary?
It’s called spell check.
Where was the last place you went on vacation?
Um….Florida in January. Guess I’m about due again. Alert the media.
Do you talk about your friends behind their back?
I’m too old for that. Although, there are people older than me that still do that stuff.
Are you actually fat but in complete denial about it?
What color is your mouse pad?
Does your kitchen have a theme?
Sure, it’s got food in it.
Black and white.