From Brighter And Wider Than Snow
The Blue Meme
26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
I sure do hope so
27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
Hate the dentist drill or anything that resembles it, love my kids playing the saxophone
28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
What if I never moved to Hooterville from Chicago.
29) Do you believe in ghosts?
Do they believe in me?
30) How about aliens?
31) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Throwing away my scale
32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
I have a theory that it has to do with the IQ. Look at Einstein for example.
34) Most attractive actor of your opposite gender?
Alive- Pitt | Not so alive- Newman
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
Nobody knows or ever will know for sure.
36) Define “Art”.
Art is in the eye of the beholder.
37) Do you believe in luck?
As much a I believe in Karma
38) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
39) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Rhapsody In Blue, Wonderful World
40) Where were you yesterday?
I hardly know where I have been today
41) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
It’s a toss between natural birth not by choice and a C-section
42) Do you have any obsessions right now?
43) What’s up?
44) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
45) Do you believe in real magic?
I wish I could twitch my nose and end up on a sunny beach with a margarita in my hand and a purse filled with plenty of cash to tip the hot dude who brought me that margarita and then took my dogs for a swim so that could be alone to finish this.
46) Do you ever hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
I move on
47) What’s your favorite (non-pet) animal?
Probably some innocent animal being murdered around now, tossed into the back of pick up truck driven by a toothless moron who is expecting his poor wife to skin the thing and serve it to him on a silver platter as he downs a few more PBR’s while watching football.
48) What is your secret weapon to get people to like you?
My humor no doubt
49) Where is your best friend?
Snoring on the floor of my office as I finish this thing
50) What do you think is Satan’s last name?
I can tell you how he votes……