Sunday Stealing: The Cool Guy Questions
1.) When was the first time you ever swore or said something profane?
2.) Have you ever had unrequited feelings for someone?/Have you ever been friendzoned?
Huh? Oh crap. We’ve been raiding the blogs/facebook pages of 12 year olds again.
3.) What’s a false assumption a lot of people have about you?
That I am a supermodel.
4.) Have you ever questioned your sexuality?
Like menopause wasn’t enough.
5.) If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be and why?
Um…Bozo the clown? Why not?
6.) What did you do on December 12th last year?
7.) When was the last time you truthfully told someone you hated them?
Hate is such a strong word. If I hated someone I just wouldn’t talk to them. Why waste my time?
8.) What is your opinion on this song? What about this song?
I have no opinions.
9.) In less than four sentences, describe the entire plot of the last book you read.
It was a cookbook. The plot was to follow the recipes.
10.) Describe the appearance of the most untrustworthy person you can think of (they can be a person you’ve met or a made up person). Are they male or female or neither? What about their appearance makes them untrustworthy?
How about a big, fat, orange bag of wind…
11.) What is the most cringe-worthy thing you’ve ever seen?
That big fat orange bag of wind.
12.) What is your biggest regret?
Making those chocolate cake balls last weekend.
13.) Do you have any cousins? When was the last time you saw them?
14.) Describe the worst birthday you’ve ever had.
I can’t really remember any really crappy birthdays.
15.) When was the last time someone provoked you to the point of violence?
Are you kidding me? What the freak???
16.) OH NOES!!!! Someone has gotten you to drink a truth potion and now you have to truthfully answer every question you are asked!!! What’s the worst possible question someone could ask you?
Will you please support the big fat orange bag of wind?
17.) Describe, in detail, your first serious relationship. Describe how it ended.
My parents. They passed away. End of story.
18.) Introduce your best friend. Tell the story of how you met.
I tell ya, my best friends have four legs and fur. We met either at the humane society, some farm, or when my daughter brought one needing a home into my house.
19.) To the introduced friend, has our interviewee lied in any of these questions? Are you surprised by any of these answers?
20.) To finish up, what is your biggest irrational fear and how did you get it?
The big fat orange bag of wind. You can figure that out for yourself thanks.
I know it has been a while since I have posted about the restaurant. The restaurant is doing great. We have some really good people working for us. Even when the weather was bad we still managed to pack folks in. YAY!!!!
See ya next week!